MisCon 23: The Illuminati - MisCons Past | MisCon 38 Missoula's Science Fiction & Fantasy Convention | May 22 - 25, 2009 | Montana's Longest-Running Science Fiction Convention

MisCon 23: The Illuminati (May 22 - 25, 2009)

MisCons Past

From The Tentacled Throne,

Citizen!
Your future cooperation is appreciated. Your dreams have been analyzed and your MisCon 23 experience tailored to most effectively gratify your expectations. We are aware of an insignificant number among you who intend discord. Fear not. Corrective measures are already in place. Trust Us. The cooperative majority will not be inconvenienced by a splinter of inconsiderate dissent.

Enjoy the presence and companionable company of any and all Guests of Honor -- Author Steven Brust, Artist John Kovalic, and Author/Special (Gaming) Michael Stackpole, along with any and all returning professionals.

They are in fact real humans and not synthetic, lab-grown mandroids created and programmed to simulate courtesy and human compassion in a manner designed best invoke your trust and cooperative behavior. You will find them warm and approachable, and their attention intellectually stimulating and emotionally gratifying. You will do so. Your MisCon experience will be positive and you will return each subsequent year, bringing with you other like-minded citizens who appreciate the benign and enlightened efforts of the MisCon Powers That Be. There are no fnords. Obey and Enjoy.

Watching You, CthulhuBob.

The MisCon 23 (2009) Chair Statement is copyright �2009 by The MisCon Powers That Be, All rights reversed.